Well gang today, Wednesday April 25th, was kill the Tapeworm day!
I was talking to my sister last night, and I was telling her how I was going to do a detox today since I have been craving all these weird things. To keep this short, I told her how everyday for maybe the last week, I have been craving Kit Kats. And I don't eat just a normal size Kit Kat, I eat the King Size Bar! In the conversation, I told her I think I had a tapeworm that craves only Kit Kats! I have a Kit Kat Tapeworm! LOL! Just had to share that so you can understand the blog title!
So the day did not go 100% as intended with the detox. But nonetheless, I think my digestive tract and some time to recoup and flush itself. I started the detox on Tuesday night with my Liver Detox drops in my smoothie. By 8am, I was already in the bathroom. My stomach and inward parts were grumbling and making all kinds of strange noises! By 10am, I had already made 2 trips to the bathroom. Some kind of reaction was going on inside of me!
So here is how the eating went for the day:
Breakfast:
2 Hard Boiled Eggs
Berry Smoothie (the frozen berry mix, apple juice, 2 drops full of the Liver Detox Tonic, and one drop dull of Liquid Vitamin B Complex)
White Chocolate Latte
My Confession: I really really tried, not to go get coffee, but I did!
Mid Morning Snack:
Herbal Teas I seaped a bag of Yogi Peach Detox Tea and Wellments Daily Detox Tea, a little honey, and the juice of one lemon.
Ate an apple
Lunch
Salad..Lettuce, cabbage, carrots, cheese, and Albacore tuna w/ my own homemade dressing (details later)
Mid Afternoon/Pre-Workout Snack
an apple
After Workout Snack
Some baby carrots, I didn't count them
Dinner
Another Berry Smoothie(like this morning, except no Vitamin B Complex)
Workouts
50 minutes of Spinning
15 minutes of treadmill (something came over me, I got on the treadmill after spin class...CRAZINESS)
The Homemade Dressing Story...
Lunch time comes and I realize I had no salad dressing! I asked some people at work for dressing and I was offered a some Raspberry Vinagrette. It looked a little strange, but I said made it needed to be shaken. I shook it up and the lumps didn't go away. I started looking for an expiration date...it expired March 26, 2012. So that was a no go.
Well I have a small bottle of olive oil & I had my Apple Cider Vinegar at teh office, so I made my own dressing! Used some Olive Oil, the vinegar, salt, pepper, and lemon juice and voila...Salad Dressing! It was pretty tasty! I amaze myself!
The day is almost over and for right now, I am feeling okay. I don't know if the tapeworm is dead, but I may try this tomorrow. I shall see how I feel in the morning. I will drink another cup of Detox tea before I go to bed. I will be up for a few more hours, its Criminal Minds and Hot in Cleveland Night. But so far, I have drank 104 ounces of water, and had 3 trips to the bathroom. So that is all for now. Talk to you later!